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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
If I want to grow muscles, is taking creatine a must or can I take whey protein only?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Then came..
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Vero beatae repudiandae excepturi hic quia tenetur.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
NASA’s Voyager Probes Uncover a Mysterious “Wall of Fire” Beyond Our Solar System - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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